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Guess, what day it is Friday, Friday but wait, there’s more.  This isn’t just your typical Rebecca Black Friday.  Yes, it’s a LABOUR DAY LONG WEEKEND!! This 5th day of September, 2011; Soviet Cauckistan celebrates Labour Day and the quality of life improvements from increased social progress, that resulted from the unions and the labour movement: universal health care, guaranteed vacations with pay, an eight hour work day etc.

Do US’ers observe Labour/May Day? Or is it just us communist countries like Eivinder’s, Canada, and Guantanamo Bay? You guys should have a Union Busting Day! Where yon have working stiffs have to come in to work on Sunday and commemorate the virginal Queen Ayn Rand and the social regression brought on by the application of her political policy. 

Including: universal health care, guaranteed vacations with pay, an eight hour work day etc. Do US’ers observe Labour/May Day? Or is it just us communist countries like Scandanavia, Canada, and Guantanamo Bay? You guys should have a Union Busting Day! Where yon have working stiffs have to come in to work on Sunday and commemorate the virginal Queen Ayn Rand and the social regression brought on by the application of her political policy.

~ Hence a dialogue in the pursuit a day for the commemoration of Ayn Rand and Union Busting: 

Employee: “Hey boss, my wife has hodgkin’s do you think I could perhaps get a raise, our health care plan doesn’t pay for her treatment and medication, and she needs she desperately needs it right away. We’re close to losing everything we’ve worked our whole lives for, the kids are growing up with nothing.” 

Boss: “I’m sorry, I have to buy a new yacht our summers in the med, 30 feet isn’t what it used to be. Hey, call up your HMO, they’re efficient in dealing with these matters. That’s why we decided to outsource employee benefit coverage to them. Saved us a bundle.” Fin

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