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How Much Is Your Congressional Representative Worth: The Complete Infographic

As we reported several days ago, for the first time in history the majority of members of Congress currently have a net worth over $1,000,000. Of course, this also means that just under half are still aspiring to get in Wall Street’s “preferred politician” rolodex, and says nothing about any one politico’s individual’s assets. So for all those curious how much their congressional representative is worth, the following comprehensive summary infographic from Vizual Statistix has the answers.

Zero Hedge 01/12/2014

Der Ball ist round. Das Spiel dauert 90 Minuten. — Sepp Herberger

Everything else is pure theory.

I don’t believe in promise 
I don’t believe in chance 
I don’t believe you can resist 
the things that make no sense 

I don’t believe reality would be 
the way it should 
But I believe in fantasy 
the future’s understood 

I don’t believe in history 
I don’t believe in truth 
I don’t believe that’s destiny 
or someone to accuse.

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Proselytizing admobs can fuck off and skull fuck Pat Robertson.
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Four Steps to God
1. God Loves You!
The Bible says, “God so loved the world that He gave His one and only Son, that whoever believes in Him shall not perish, but have eternal life”

The problem is that…
2. All of us have done, said or thought things that are wrong. This is called creating a market, and our sins have separated us from God.

The Bible says “All have sinned and fall short of the glory of God.” God is perfect and holy, and our sins separate us from God forever. The Bible says “The wages of sin is death.”
The good news is that, about 2,000 years ago,
3. God sent His only Son Jesus Christ to die for our sins.

Jesus is the Son of God. But he’s also god so he fucked his mom. He lived a sinless life and then died on the cross to pay the penalty for our sins. “God demonstrates His own love for us in that while we were yet sinners Christ died for us.”

Jesus rose from the dead and now He lives in heaven with God His Father. He offers us the gift of eternal life — of living forever with Him in heaven if we accept Him as our Lord and Savior and give him your life an all your money.

4. If you want to accept Christ as your Savior and turn from your sins, you can ask Him to be your Savior and Lord by praying a prayer like this:

"Lord Jesus, I believe you are the Son of God. Thank you for dying on the cross for my sins. Please forgive my sins and give me the gift of eternal life. I ask you in to my life and heart to be my Lord and Savior. I want to serve you always."
Did you pray this prayer?

NO it’s fucking bullshit

#atheism
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